THM

crucifuckedd:

Really upset our gremlin Daisy passed away today
No idea what happened, she wasn’t eating and left us on the way to the vet :c

Anonymous
I'm going to lose my V-card this week. what am I supposed to expect????

royeah:

matthewtheunicorn:

Well, probably a dick inside of you but I’m no expert

Disappointment

A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
My boyfriend trying to get head (via guy)

id honestly shit myself

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

I’m used to it
The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via softdean)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that